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NPC 107 wrote:http://www.cyber-wars.com

I lol'd. Good one.

A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks. (I have more, but they'd have to go in the 'anything goes' forum )

Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?

The brick get's laid

3 bad things about being an egg:
1. You only get laid once
2. All the cute chicks around you are your relatives
3. The only person who'll ever sit on your face is your mum

NPC 107 wrote:http://www.cyber-wars.com

olol i c wut u did thur.

the french capture a brit soldier and question him. at the end they ask him why they wear red coat. he said so the men wouldnt know if they had been shot and would keep fighting just as hard.

the next day all the french soldiers had brown pants

What's the difference between a duck?

Please post offensive jokes here in future.

[OSX]Diseased Violence wrote:http://www.cyber-wars.com

Rusty wrote:Please post offensive jokes here in future.

Define : offensive..


Wanna know a great joke. : Come back tomorrow and i will tell you.

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

Two blondes walk into a building


You think one of them would have seenit lol

A fellow was reading the paper one day nting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do. He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.

The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well,without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't). A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this companydoes business.

For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun. Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative
of the weight loss company.








The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.

Yo Momma...
... so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to get the crabs fresh
... so nasty she makes right guard turn left
... so big her pant size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT