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Due to the Ashes (which England will win in Australia for the first time in 20-odd years today) being on, a lot of you will have heard myself and a few others discussing the cricket. Most of you will have been utterly bamboozled. So, here's a quick run-down on the rules...

- You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

- Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

- When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

- When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

- There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

- When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

See.. easy

Australia are pretty useless at the moment, even zimbabwe will beat them...

This is the year South Africa win the world cup

I think this time India gonna win World Cup.

I don't care who wins the world cup, England won the Ashes

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