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Offensive Jokes Post

Postby Myckaal on Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:06:45 +0000

During a cockfight, the rooster's throat becomes filled with blood and fluid.
It's the owner's job to remove this toxin from his fighter so it doesn't suffocate.
The most efficient way to do this is to place the rooster's head directly into your mouth and manually suck out the bloody fluid.
Imagine being at one and hearing all those cock-suckers in the back of the stands ...

"Hey, Raul ... can you suck the fluid outta my cock?"
"Why can't you do it yourself?"
"Because I've got too many to do by myself"

So ... the next time you're about to call someone a cocksucker, just remember that sometimes it's a noble thing, with roots in tradition and honor.

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Now .... Someone else raise the bar .....
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Re: Offensive Jokes Post

Postby Rusty on Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:17:52 +0000

That was barely offensive at all!

A priest, drunk and paedophile walk into a bar. A second man then comes in.
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Re: Offensive Jokes Post

Postby Blanz on Tue, 29 Dec 2009 03:36:35 +0000

pshhh, thats not bad



Heres my offensive joke:

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Re: Offensive Jokes Post

Postby ShockRide on Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:48:04 +0000

Blanz wrote:pshhh, thats not bad



Heres my offensive joke:

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Naaaaa, not a joke; just offensive.
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Re: Offensive Jokes Post

Postby Myckaal on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:21:58 +0000

You know that little red dot on an Indian chick's forehead is for?

It's so when she gets married, her husband gets to scratch it off and see if he wins an American convenience store.
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Re: Jokes Section

Postby 5iM on Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:00:35 +0000

this one is a lil racial but still funny.... to me..

a black guy, a black guy and a black guy walk into a bar....

the bartender says..

"HEY!!! Get the **** out of here"
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Re: Jokes Section

Postby Void is a BIG FAGGOT on Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:50:22 +0000

What do you call 4 black guys riding in a Cadillac? Black Power.
What do you call 4 white guys riding in a Cadillac? White Power.
What do you call 4 Hispanic guys riding in a Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto!!!
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Re: Offensive Jokes Post

Postby Blanz on Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:06:03 +0000

How do you get a baby to stop choking?





It's easy, just take your dick out of its mouth.
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Re: Offensive Jokes Post

Postby Diseased Violence on Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:33:05 +0000

Trinexx wrote:What's the hardest thing about cutting a baby with a straight razor?

My erection while I'm doing it.

HAHA, i see my self in that situation..
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Re: Offensive Jokes Post

Postby Corey[OSX]Burton on Sun, 11 Jul 2010 10:39:43 +0000

Three guys went on a vacation to the icy mountains. Upon arrival, they realised there was only one room, with one bed. Reluctantly, they all got in, and went to sleep. The next morning they all awoke and each one claimed he had the best dream ever. The guy on the left said "I dreamt I was getting the best handjob". "No kidding?" said the guy on the right, "Me too". The guy in the middle looked puzzled and said "Thats funny, I dreamt I was skiing"..

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