anything goes

[[7s] nemovc]

fellow douchecunts

there is only one post in the anything goes forum, and that is pansy whining

I AM DISSAPOINT

get flaming

i will begin

skip, you are a macabre lowlife with disgusting personal habits who will never get laid on account of your excessive rotundity. AND HOW!

myck, you sir make ladies swoon with your unseemly facial hair and penchant for certain sexual practices the majority of the gentry find repugnant.

junny, you dirty son of a dirty son of a cocksucking son of a bitch

these three chosen at random, cocklicker

[Rusty]

Lucky you didn't choose me
Oh, and LET THE FLAMING BEGIN!

[Phildo]

O I C

[[7s] nemovc]

rusty:

I love the mangy hindquarters of a rabid dog. dids't my grandmother perchance dally with a bear during some frigid morn?

Rusty says: Warned you I'd do this

[jinius]

Nemovc is an anagram of 'I like little boys'.

[[7s] nemovc]

jinius is a spoonerism of "i **** splle"

[Rusty]

jinius is a spoonerism of "i **** splle"

You spelt can't wrong, and put some funny quotation marks in there...

[Myckaal]

Wait ....

What .... ???

Was I being flamed there??

Define repugnant, motherfucker. Stuffing my dick in you mommy's ass while your daddy has to watch from below? I made him hold the camera, because I needed both hands free so I could hold her head back so your uncle Chuck could shove his meaty load down his sissy's talky-hole.

You want a deeply disturbing image?

Imagine 600 pounds of flabby pale ass cheeks in front of you .....
You can feel the ponderous weight of them drawing you in, like they have their own subtle gravitation pull
Picture yourself being pushed inexorably towards the discolored crease, unable to force yourself back away ....
Feel the leathery dry skin of these massive buttocks parting before you .....
And the smell ....
As the slick interior of the crack spreads to take your forehead you can see only the pale, sickly skin ...
slowly wrapping itself around your ears .....
With a sloppy, wet, sensation, the cheeks swallow your head up to your mouth and the just doesn't seem to be any end .....
You can taste the smell now, with every panicked breath, like a clean port-a-john after a few hours in the sun at a Grateful Dead concert
Then with a last gasp of fresh air, your mouth is closed against the slide of moist ass-flesh against your lips
Imagine your head pushing forward, the damp crevasse overtaking your chin an greedily oozing down your neck
Now ... while you're holding your breathe, this 600 pound ass enveloping your head all the way to just touching your shoulders ....
You feel a rubbery, slimy resistance against your probing forehead.
You feel a puckering sensation .....
With a shudder, the tightened space in front of your relaxes and begins to open a tiny hole
Visualize the rubbery, tiny hole widening, it's outer muscles slithering across your brow
Stretching itself around your ears and down over your tightly shut eyelids
Then down .... down .... pressing your top lip down and forcing it's taut, corded way into your mouth like a gag forcing the rancid, fecal taste into your mouth
Then past your bottom lip with a snap and hovering just for a moment on the quivering peak of your chin
Conjure in your mind the sphincter muscle of this gargantuan bowel snapping shut around your neck like a slave collar ... vise like
Airflow constricted ... you can feel the warm, sticky interior of this titanic anus pulsing against your face
Seeping through your ravaged lips ....
As you feebly try to reach your hands forward to get some sort of purchase ....
Just below where this huge thing rests upon your shoulders
Is a pair of balls
And a 12 inch cock.
As your lungs beg your almost irresistibly to take a breathe
You grab ahold of the member, hoping to at the very least to use it as a handle to escape this giant man's ass ....


Just thought I'd pass it on ....
I saw it in a dream ......

-- Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:38:02 +0000 --

Hard to believe I'm a minister sometimes, huh ....

[Void is a BIG FAGGOT]

YO FUCKING MOMMA!