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Ive decided to make a human computer.
Its a long story, but Im tired today, told Super|BAD|RAWR I was running at half speed, and he said to upgrade RAM.
So, yeah.. Im tired, this may not be as funny as I think it is, but meh.

Ram = Caffine - higher ammounts mean you'll run faster, and do things Quicker.
HDD = Bottle Content - Redbull, Mother, Rockstar, Coke, etc...
Bus Speed = Drinking Speed - how fast can you down that caffine people?
CPU Speed = Bottle Size - Obviously, bigger it is, the better.

So, I spose what im asking is, with my caffine level at a 2ltre bottle of coke, downed in 10 minutes.... can my mind hack yours....

Thanks to Super|BAD|RAWR for the help.

You said you were tired, so I doubt you have enough caffine to defeat my superpowered mind

Four 2L bottles of Coke downed in half an hour, and a 375ml Red Bull downed in six minutes.

Beat that, inferior minds!

Great Idea, Forseable Future!

Trinexx wrote:Can we please get a "Stupid Crap" board to send threads like this to?

Meh, its not posted in General, Suggestions or Bugs, which are the only publicly used boards, so I don't really care Could convert entertainment...

I see no threads like that... Only replies that deserve that.

On the bright side, we're actually trying to contribute something.
And by replying you're just keeping this thread alive and therefore you are keeping the 'problem' as you say alive.

For the record: I dont see this as a problem, more as a suggestion.

Trin, stop being off topic. Rawr, make this thread better

Okay Rusty, I'm on it. Trying to think of more ideas now. Anybody else that has suggestions, feel free to post.