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Roll up, roll up. Get yer dead donkeys here!

Ideal for flood barriers, stews, scaring neighbourhood kids and much much more... come join the Dead Donkey Emporium only 1% tax and a free rotting donkey carcass for all new employees!

Ps, bring your own nose-plugs.

Your rivals offer unlimited supplies of cookies and high levels of cuteness. What does your company bring into the picture?

Well for a start, their cookies don't have Donkey meat in them, and B, I cook aaaaall the CW cookies so you'll probably get cookie poisoning if you eat any other than my donkookies! 3, what's cuter than donkeys?!

Except maybe bunnies...

Or puppies...

Or me!?

I also offer a competitive 3 days holiday a year (unpaid), mediocre healthcare and rugular beatings for the lazier employees.

I also have rum. Lots and lots of rum... and a water-bed and video camera :>

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I also have chocolate brownies and a slightly used 1996 Baywatch calender...

They say that they supply their own cookies, which are the best in CW. These cookies are also magical and cause you to forgo the need for vacation. Can you comment on these claims?

Well that's just LIES!!! They are obviously scared of the competition and are coming up with anything they can think of to discredit my organisation. I control all cookie-dough and chocolate-chip manufactuters within CW so its impossible for them to have any cookies... unless they are CW traitors and are smuggling them in from foreign game sites, in which case they should be immediately executed to the great god Sky-Walker and his Sabre-of-Light!!!!


And they probably smell. Of poo!